mugglebornheadcanons:

Muggle-born students being taught about the spell obliviate and immediately declaring their wands ‘neuralyzers’ and spending the rest of the day erasing people’s memories and quoting Men In Black, much to the confusion of the purebloods. But there’s this one muggle-born professor who thinks it’s hilarious and proclaims himself Agent K and magics up black sunglasses for all the people who get it and they spend the day annoying the hell out of everyone. 

comraderogers:

Thor making a series of vines where he hands the other Avengers mjolnir casually like ‘hold this’ when they’re not paying attention and obviously they fall over and it’s hilarious

and he tries to do it to Steve and he’s like ‘hold this, Steve’ and without looking up from his paper Steve’s like ‘sure’ and takes it off if him, he just calmly holds it and continues to read

The rest of the vine is just Thor’s stunned and impressed expression

meowlingquimm:

maureensowerbutts:

find someone who looks at you the same way mark ruffalo looks at paul rudd

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generalgammahiddles

directorshellhead:

6000% pleased to see that Chris Evans has still not figured out how to purchase shirts that fit his shoulders/chest while also not floating ridiculously around his tiny dorito point waist